Not With A Flip or A Zip, But What The Bang!?
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Not With A Flip or A Zip, But What the Bang!?

My nickname is Pocket. 22 and a lover of sarcasm and life. I blog about whatever the hell I want. But I'm here to love everyone and try to be a better person. No matter what happens...everything is fine.

savioursqueen:

How bad is it gonna get for Emma? (x)(x)

helenanmyka:

Close enough to torture their fan girls.

Impersonation: Hey guys. Swanqueen also I don't like my job but money is needed so lets do this. Jaime is perfect and I want something covered in cheese. Mmmm... cheese BUT also Lana'a face is flawless so is Bex's.


magicmumu:

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You beat boss battle level 75. Here is your prize:

"Who is Zelena’s new friend?" Emma asked as she sat down to lunch. She showed her wife that her hands were clean at the look she was given.

"That is HG. Supposedly THE HG Wells, but I have my doubts," Regina answered, placing two slices of bread with butter and garlic salt on the plate next to the left over lasagna.

"I like her accent," Henry said.

"Of course you do," Emma said with a smirk around her bite of garlic toast.

"Is she staying in Storybrooke?"

"I don’t think so. She said something about a work related stop in Boston and had a few extra hours and needed a drinking buddy." Regina said.

There was a melodious cackle from the den where the two women had their lasagna and wine. The family all looked in the direction, all with smiles. “Well, it seems they are in good company. I don’t think I have ever heard Aunt Zee laugh like that before. It’s nice,” Henry said. He took a bite from his lasagna and went quiet. Regina placed a hand on Emma’s shoulder and sat down next to her. 

"You’re not eating?"

"Not… hungry dear."

"But I came home to have lunch with you," Emma whined.

"I am sitting here with you. I just… I have a stomach ache." Regina tilted her head slightly in a partial shrug. Emma considered her wife. "Stop that," Regina said.

"You’re not… are you? You are!"

"I don’t know yet. I have to go check."

"Pregnant?" Henry asked, looking hopeful.

"I don’t know yet, dear, but I promise you will be the both to find out." 

Emma hurried out of her chair and knelt to the floor next to Regina, and hugged the brunette’s middle. It took the mayor a moment to realize that Emma was crying. The cackling in the other room stopped, and Zelena came in with two empty wine glasses in hand. “What’d I miss?” she asked.

"I might be a big brother. Mom doesn’t know yet, though."

"Pregnant?" she asked in the same tone Henry had. She smiled a wide smile. "I’m going to be an aunt."

"You already are-" Henry tried.

"I don’t know yet," Regina said with a sigh. She didn’t move Emma though. She placed a hand in Emma’s hair and said again, "I don’t know yet Honey."

HG came into the room and looked at the scene, the crying blonde, her happy best friend, and the charming young man she had met. “did I hear good news?” she asked.

"My mom’s pregnant," Henry supplied.

"My wife and I had our daughter last Spring. Congratulations, Darling."

"I DON’T KNOW YET!"

crazyness81:

"I’m sorry…" she wanted to say, but how?
Hiding from her won’t help anything Emma.

P.s. AU Story - AU Universe - The perfect world where these two are secretly in love.

Regina + Emma : Season One Nostalgia

weinzapfel:

After sex faces. :3

weinzapfel:

After sex faces. :3

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

lucythemovie:

Don’t stand in Lucy’s way, she is on a mission of revenge. #Lucy movie in theaters NOW! Get tickets!

lucythemovie:

Don’t stand in Lucy’s way, she is on a mission of revenge. #Lucy movie in theaters NOW! Get tickets!

Award-winning artist Katharine Morling creates whimsical and often outlandish sculpture from porcelain and ceramics. Instead of simply making the pieces and leaving them in their ceramic form, the added touch of black in certain spots creates an illusive effect, making the everyday objects look like drawings in real life.

Bless this artist!

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northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

northmiamigoon:

an amazing story