Not With A Flip or A Zip, But What The Bang!?
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Not With A Flip or A Zip, But What the Bang!?

My nickname is Pocket. 22 and a lover of sarcasm and life. I blog about whatever the hell I want. But I'm here to love everyone and try to be a better person. No matter what happens...everything is fine.

Procrastinating DNA

I shouldn’t feel like an idiot when I have to tell my own mom something went wrong. Yes I screwed up, yes it happens more than I’d like. My procrastination gets me into issues often but you don’t need to add to my feeling like shit anymore than I do already because I wait. I can’t fix the time frame I get or make things not happen when it concerns others. So just get over it, try and be fucking helpful, and quit ragging on me on all the shit I did wrong. I’m trying to do better. Procrastination just seems to be in my DNA, but I’m trying.

  #lay off    #relax    #personal    #rant    #blogging    #i suck at life    #text post    #tired    #i dunno guys...  
yashkaboom:

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

this reminds me of a dream I had about my girlfriend and I were grapes, escaping a winery’s vinyard. once we accepted our eventual doom, we wanted to make love one last time. naturally, grapes don’t have orifices like humans do. so I just dug a hole where our vaginas would be and made love on the ground by the vines.

That sounds painful…

yashkaboom:

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

this reminds me of a dream I had about my girlfriend and I were grapes, escaping a winery’s vinyard. once we accepted our eventual doom, we wanted to make love one last time. naturally, grapes don’t have orifices like humans do. so I just dug a hole where our vaginas would be and made love on the ground by the vines.

That sounds painful…

  #never thought of it like that  
sterility:

i feel like i am not here anymore2014

sterility:

i feel like i am not here anymore
2014

  #art    #honest    #drawings  

So I got my tablet, first one ever. Sounds like a typewriter when I make a post and I love that. But most of all I get to be on my blog again. Life clearly goes on but I just feel like I miss so much when I’m not in this little section of the world with you guys. I know it’s silly but it’s how I feel. Vent over ^,^

Much love!

  #personal    #blogging    #queue    #Pocket makes text posts    #Pocket    #mine    #tablet    #connection  

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

  #lmao    #every time  
blaxkdreams:

kimberariel:

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

Woww

Omg

blaxkdreams:

kimberariel:

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

Woww

Omg

  #what sorcery is this  

tinyhousedarling:

gossipseer:

witchlingfumbles:

soufflenatural:

ukulelerave:

such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.

It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.

I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.

I might go to jail this year, but white people will get their ass kicked if I see you in black face.

  #stahma tarr    #defiance  

Men, I would like to give this opportunity to extend your formal invitation. Gender equality is your issue, too. To date, I’ve seen my father’s role as a parent being valued less by society. I’ve seen young men suffering from illness, unable to ask for help for fear it will make them less of a man. I’ve seen men fragile and insecure by what constitutes male success. Men don’t have the benefits of equality, either. We don’t want to talk about men being imprisoned by gender stereotypes but I can see that they are. When they are free, things will change for women as a natural consequence. If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are. We can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom. I want men to take up this mantle so their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human, too and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of themselves - Emma Watson for HeForShe UN campaign

Men, I would like to give this opportunity to extend your formal invitation. Gender equality is your issue, too. To date, I’ve seen my father’s role as a parent being valued less by society. I’ve seen young men suffering from illness, unable to ask for help for fear it will make them less of a man. I’ve seen men fragile and insecure by what constitutes male success. Men don’t have the benefits of equality, either. We don’t want to talk about men being imprisoned by gender stereotypes but I can see that they are. When they are free, things will change for women as a natural consequence. If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are. We can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom. I want men to take up this mantle so their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human, too and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of themselves - Emma Watson for HeForShe UN campaign

galtenoble:

Valka’s like a Disney princess.. but with dragons.

galtenoble:

Valka’s like a Disney princess.. but with dragons.

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

elleirise:

sassy-gay-justice:

bluedogeyes:

Princeless – Book One: Save Yourself (2012)

Story: Jeremy Whitley , art: M. Goodwin

Avaliable at comixology / amazon

"And this one—-"

NO

Protective clothing that actually protects is such a novel idea.

I featured the first three panels waaay back, but the broader context makes it even better!

~Ozzie

Tumblring on my phone

Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing